I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6592. | trout cooker (perpetuallytr... | 99.32 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 6593. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 99.32 | 99% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6594. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 99.31 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 6595. | chipy (chipysmile) | 99.31 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 6596. | simonator (realsimonator) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6597. | Eric (ericbound) | 99.29 | 99% | 2020-08-08 |
| 6598. | Kristen (kristenpoops) | 99.29 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6599. | Florian (flox04) | 99.29 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 6600. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 99.29 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 6601. | ..... (baskoroi) | 99.28 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6602. | Abhi (akg37) | 99.27 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 6603. | Marcus (mng389) | 99.27 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6604. | Real (slendymale) | 99.27 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 6605. | chandara (chan92) | 99.27 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 6606. | Ion (incode4it) | 99.27 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 6607. | Jacob (solace72) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6608. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 99.26 | 97.2% | 2025-02-15 |
| 6609. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 99.26 | 99% | 2020-06-20 |
| 6610. | keshav (lmao_keke) | 99.26 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6611. | Tedward (tedward765) | 99.26 | 98.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6612. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 99.26 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6613. | Nikos (nikosoik) | 99.25 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 6614. | curry (thecurryedone) | 99.25 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6615. | CJ (blacky_08) | 99.24 | 98.8% | 2024-12-31 |
| 6616. | NoSoupForYou (nosoupforyou) | 99.24 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 6617. | Osh (elvor) | 99.24 | 99% | 2020-04-14 |
| 6618. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 99.24 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 6619. | Mo (mosidhom) | 99.23 | 99% | 2022-03-06 |
| 6620. | shrnayvi (shrnayvi) | 99.23 | 99% | 2023-07-30 |
| 6621. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 99.23 | 98.2% | 2024-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |