And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2937. | David (dcohen91) | 121.87 | 100% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2938. | Tyson (tghetto) | 121.87 | 99% | 2014-05-05 |
| 2939. | youtube.com/pgblanks (super... | 121.87 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 2940. | Jason (jthayer09) | 121.87 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 2941. | finish what you start = (ro... | 121.85 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2942. | Bizz (bizatch) | 121.84 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 2943. | Danny (flowburst) | 121.82 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 2944. | still walking (renzlor) | 121.81 | 98.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 2945. | Petey (peterc93) | 121.81 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 2946. | Justin (jjshan26) | 121.80 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2947. | Potato :D (dvorakftw) | 121.79 | 98% | 2012-03-27 |
| 2948. | Hue (zinaclye) | 121.78 | 89% | 2013-05-28 |
| 2949. | Joseph (joebloe) | 121.78 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 2950. | Henri (odium) | 121.78 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 2951. | Raymond (szlesh) | 121.76 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 2952. | rngy (rngyy) | 121.76 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2953. | Alfian (alfianrismawan) | 121.75 | 97% | 2014-02-16 |
| 2954. | D4RW1N (dardotinfo) | 121.75 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 2955. | whatev (chroz_lol) | 121.75 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 2956. | Four (four_eyes) | 121.75 | 97% | 2014-03-07 |
| 2957. | Jeremy (aifor) | 121.75 | 97% | 2013-10-27 |
| 2958. | goose (disgeorge) | 121.75 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 2959. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 121.75 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 2960. | hryu (hryu) | 121.75 | 99% | 2019-10-06 |
| 2961. | - (annefucius) | 121.74 | 100% | 2014-03-04 |
| 2962. | matt (n0tr4b) | 121.74 | 98% | 2012-01-13 |
| 2963. | Walter (whunt5757) | 121.74 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2964. | (sputype) | 121.73 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2965. | BroCk (playazdiablo) | 121.73 | 99% | 2012-10-17 |
| 2966. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 121.73 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |