The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1438. | erik (discopvn) | 68.69 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1439. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 68.68 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 1440. | Pat (patq) | 68.68 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 1441. | Le Hoang Vu (littlekid) | 68.64 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 1442. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 68.63 | 90% | 2016-11-05 |
| 1443. | T•rt•ise (gocool21) | 68.63 | 97% | 2013-11-05 |
| 1444. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 68.61 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 1445. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 68.60 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1446. | SDF (rc12chy) | 68.58 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 1447. | GoFast UwU (tanshiyou) | 68.58 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 1448. | HaRy (milfhary) | 68.58 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 1449. | snubb123123 (werschlu) | 68.58 | 98% | 2016-09-05 |
| 1450. | King (kingshantha) | 68.58 | 95% | 2014-01-23 |
| 1451. | anand (touch_anand) | 68.58 | 95% | 2013-03-13 |
| 1452. | Kunal (boomlion) | 68.57 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 1453. | hieu (hieult) | 68.57 | 99% | 2013-04-13 |
| 1454. | Maximus (maximusmeridus) | 68.56 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 1455. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 68.56 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 1456. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 68.56 | 95% | 2011-06-01 |
| 1457. | Petar (petar17) | 68.54 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 1458. | Julio (silentnyx) | 68.54 | 99% | 2015-08-15 |
| 1459. | Sumit (sumit91) | 68.53 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 1460. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 68.53 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 1461. | Megan (meganl402) | 68.52 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1462. | guest (woopy) | 68.52 | 94% | 2012-12-14 |
| 1463. | Jehangir (jehangirkhanafridi) | 68.52 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 1464. | david (digger514) | 68.52 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 1465. | Mark (markthemonster_) | 68.51 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 1466. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 68.50 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 1467. | Youssef (jo1999) | 68.50 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |