And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36725. | (oceanserpent) | 47.45 | 93% | 2012-06-18 |
| 36726. | (type_freak) | 47.44 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 36727. | (edwardmcfly) | 47.44 | 88% | 2014-03-01 |
| 36728. | (itzir) | 47.44 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 36729. | (dyllan_cabiles) | 47.43 | — | 2010-12-12 |
| 36730. | (tiny_pyramid) | 47.43 | 92% | 2022-04-15 |
| 36731. | (davecat) | 47.43 | 89% | 2013-06-07 |
| 36732. | (ddtm) | 47.42 | 97% | 2015-08-07 |
| 36733. | (matthau) | 47.42 | 92% | 2014-03-31 |
| 36734. | (joao_a) | 47.41 | 93% | 2023-02-05 |
| 36735. | Kumar Charan (mr_kc) | 47.41 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 36736. | (khaledabdalmoaty) | 47.41 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 36737. | (pmm8rix13) | 47.41 | 95% | 2013-11-09 |
| 36738. | sung (sungsookim7) | 47.41 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 36739. | (masakiando) | 47.40 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 36740. | (splidoodley) | 47.40 | 93% | 2023-06-29 |
| 36741. | (slowclapper) | 47.39 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 36742. | Blake_Bear (blackbear) | 47.39 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 36743. | (merrydukes) | 47.39 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 36744. | alexys (alexys) | 47.39 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 36745. | Marcos (elchindi) | 47.39 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 36746. | (snownow) | 47.39 | 97% | 2012-01-08 |
| 36747. | (roelbu) | 47.39 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 36748. | (shar) | 47.39 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 36749. | Yama (yamachan) | 47.39 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 36750. | (allyhatesme1) | 47.38 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 36751. | (khadijaben) | 47.37 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 36752. | (nathantyper) | 47.37 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 36753. | (blee7274) | 47.37 | 88% | 2012-02-08 |
| 36754. | (bhanutejj) | 47.37 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |