Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9662. | Benji (thunderic) | 86.72 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 9663. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 86.72 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 9664. | Deiru (deiru) | 86.72 | 91% | 2012-11-27 |
| 9665. | joanne (joannekim63) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 9666. | ... (zagada) | 86.72 | 88% | 2017-04-22 |
| 9667. | Deric (dericimoe) | 86.72 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 9668. | Parminder (prince7079) | 86.72 | 97% | 2015-03-28 |
| 9669. | matt (archytas) | 86.72 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 9670. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 86.72 | 97% | 2011-12-02 |
| 9671. | Kamuii (kamuii) | 86.71 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 9672. | David (tintedrange) | 86.70 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9673. | parth (parthvaghela) | 86.70 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 9674. | Abbey (trixie510) | 86.70 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 9675. | TBo (tbo_) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 9676. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 86.69 | 96.9% | 2023-09-29 |
| 9677. | Rak B3id Bezaf (ibrahim_al... | 86.69 | 88% | 2014-12-19 |
| 9678. | Will (zilus) | 86.68 | 90% | 2012-02-17 |
| 9679. | Sam (scionprogeny) | 86.68 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 9680. | Mitch (nole101) | 86.68 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 9681. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 86.68 | 97% | 2013-06-21 |
| 9682. | ap4thet1c (alextolio) | 86.68 | 92% | 2014-07-27 |
| 9683. | Amanda (tropicaltuna) | 86.67 | 99% | 2011-05-12 |
| 9684. | Stephen (srdiamond) | 86.67 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 9685. | Jason (jason1314) | 86.67 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 9686. | Third (ams342t0) | 86.66 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9687. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 86.66 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9688. | Lili (liliautumnrain) | 86.66 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9689. | Sue Anne (mcvball14) | 86.66 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 9690. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 86.66 | 94% | 2018-11-18 |
| 9691. | Emmet (akalio) | 86.66 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |