See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9911. | Zhaksylyk (lmtls) | 82.53 | 98.8% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9912. | sailveron (sailveron) | 82.53 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 9913. | qweqwe (qweu) | 82.53 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9914. | 1234 (chuwii) | 82.53 | 95% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9915. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 9916. | dumbhoe (savari) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 9917. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9918. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 82.52 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9919. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 82.52 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 9920. | Kiera (knicole313) | 82.52 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9921. | Andrew (craxon_is_baackk) | 82.52 | 96% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9922. | Suktinis (destrain) | 82.52 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9923. | Matt (dazzles98) | 82.52 | 95% | 2019-10-22 |
| 9924. | juuted (juuted) | 82.51 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 9925. | David (dyslectric) | 82.51 | 96% | 2019-10-27 |
| 9926. | Aleksander (acidix) | 82.51 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 9927. | Storm (aerofivek) | 82.50 | 96.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 9928. | Alex (alexthemaster) | 82.50 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 9929. | Josh (juicelrd) | 82.50 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 9930. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 82.50 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9931. | Matthew (mattmcfayfay) | 82.49 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9932. | Victoria (victoria63) | 82.49 | 99% | 2019-06-23 |
| 9933. | Isaac (isaacbens) | 82.48 | 97% | 2025-03-04 |
| 9934. | Sophia (sophbopp) | 82.48 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9935. | Andrea (phantom_shogun) | 82.48 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9936. | TYPE (type501) | 82.48 | 95.8% | 2024-12-09 |
| 9937. | BMO (balot2020) | 82.48 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 9938. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 82.48 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9939. | Sam (samsmoke) | 82.47 | 97.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 9940. | Julius (vizionzevo) | 82.47 | 95.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |