And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12944. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 91.78 | 97.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 12945. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 91.78 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12946. | jared (derajlol) | 91.78 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 12947. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 91.78 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 12948. | ktimespi (ktimespi) | 91.77 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12949. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 91.76 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 12950. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 91.76 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 12951. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 91.76 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 12952. | Daan (drvdijk) | 91.76 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 12953. | Kevin (worstkevinna) | 91.75 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 12954. | Firoz (firozjehangir) | 91.75 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 12955. | satkan (satkan) | 91.75 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12956. | Leah (beamup2space) | 91.75 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 12957. | Trí (error404) | 91.75 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 12958. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 91.75 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 12959. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 91.75 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 12960. | Alex (alexsong) | 91.74 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 12961. | Jenny (sulianixu) | 91.74 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 12962. | Josh (josco) | 91.74 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 12963. | Travis (softfresh) | 91.74 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 12964. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 91.74 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 12965. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 91.74 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 12966. | Kayla (kaylasteffens) | 91.74 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
| 12967. | m_x_9 (danmx9) | 91.74 | 98% | 2013-12-03 |
| 12968. | leodore (rxalityy) | 91.74 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12969. | Guy (vall3y) | 91.74 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 12970. | Leo (mcflurryswag) | 91.73 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 12971. | Rush (rboorey) | 91.73 | 98% | 2013-06-25 |
| 12972. | Brother (enzenoriamus) | 91.73 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 12973. | wreckbits (wreckbits) | 91.73 | 94% | 2013-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |