Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4468. | Jacob (ryugo7) | 65.12 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4469. | Abhay (at8109) | 65.12 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4470. | Turtle (hassankoubeissi) | 65.11 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 4471. | mgamble (mgamble) | 65.11 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 4472. | Tadas (belekaigreitairasau) | 65.10 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 4473. | Daniel (shadowmoney) | 65.10 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4474. | Nameless (nameless_pixel) | 65.08 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4475. | Tomas (tbpramprabast) | 65.07 | 94% | 2019-02-15 |
| 4476. | Scotty (suksc0703) | 65.05 | 94% | 2020-11-14 |
| 4477. | Matt (rybka147) | 65.03 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 4478. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 65.02 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 4479. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 65.02 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 4480. | macqkr (maxplayz) | 65.00 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 4481. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 65.00 | 94% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4482. | Ben (lampost) | 64.99 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 4483. | God is Love (kjb3) | 64.97 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 4484. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 64.96 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4485. | Krisjanis (overcastace332) | 64.96 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4486. | Mighty (min111) | 64.96 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4487. | Kim (kyoheiikim) | 64.95 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 4488. | Seb (sebni) | 64.94 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 4489. | Manu (manu_uchiha) | 64.94 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4490. | George (geobro72898) | 64.94 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4491. | Mayday (maydayf) | 64.93 | 94% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4492. | delfan (delfaaan) | 64.93 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 4493. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 64.92 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 4494. | James (james_f) | 64.91 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4495. | Josephine (yasphine) | 64.91 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4496. | Susan (susanshu) | 64.91 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4497. | Austin (raivex21) | 64.90 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |