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I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.

—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut

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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
2017. Howard (advancedlamb) 114.15 — 2009-01-12
2018. Masaki (hyron) 114.13 96% 2016-08-15
2019. Andy Jassy (andyjassy) 114.13 97% 2022-08-28
2020. Paul (hoket) 114.12 96% 2014-12-12
2021. Ben (flashspark) 114.11 99% 2022-05-26
2022. Tak (takurin) 114.11 99% 2014-09-21
2023. Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) 114.10 99% 2016-04-21
2024. Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) 114.09 97% 2017-08-29
2025. Dylan (traykey) 114.08 96% 2016-08-28
2026. पलविंदर सà¤... 114.08 99% 2022-02-10
2027. Matthew (watkins7) 114.08 87% 2013-02-25
2028. kkgbyn (slyle) 114.07 96% 2015-05-19
2029. noogit (burz7) 114.06 99% 2022-04-04
2030. Alex (herpderpdesu) 114.05 98% 2021-04-29
2031. David (wongtongeaters) 114.04 99% 2013-05-21
2032. Adm1n (vilius8) 114.04 98% 2020-04-09
2033. Alex (alexk8) 114.03 98% 2015-06-26
2034. tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) 114.02 99% 2023-05-06
2035. Timothy (tpf27) 114.02 98% 2022-09-12
2036. aqibm (aqibm) 114.01 96% 2017-12-30
2037. skitter315 (skitter315) 113.98 98% 2022-10-04
2038. Tycho (castlevaniamaniac) 113.98 99% 2013-06-06
2039. KOSHKA (suck_my_phallus) 113.98 94% 2014-12-10
2040. James (snoopjedi) 113.98 99% 2013-02-19
2041. allan (isnallareloaded) 113.97 96% 2014-11-23
2042. Elizabeth (eyw410) 113.97 98% 2016-11-17
2043. ba7man (ba7man) 113.96 98% 2022-05-22
2044. Andrew (outhere) 113.95 94% 2016-05-26
2045. Zamorak (onyxia) 113.95 93% 2012-04-20
2046. Ricky (ricky54326) 113.94 92% 2011-09-03

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 114,006 70.11 September 30, 2008
Instant Death Mode 330 69.77 March 29, 2010
Riverside Middle School 14 39.41 January 24, 2011
##typeracer 4 70.48 January 31, 2021
TypeRacer Classic 3 54.30 July 12, 2021
Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe 2 39.76 December 20, 2012