The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10693. | Kevin (despawned) | 99.15 | 96% | 2015-06-30 |
| 10694. | uh (ingite) | 99.14 | 97.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 10695. | Mike (hipsterdufus) | 99.14 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 10696. | Slothsu (beanerbag) | 99.14 | 99% | 2013-06-20 |
| 10697. | James (jamesshi) | 99.14 | 97% | 2012-05-26 |
| 10698. | Sean (seansmk17) | 99.13 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10699. | Bück (buckdick) | 99.13 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 10700. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 99.12 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 10701. | Colin (notnow2morrow) | 99.12 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 10702. | Gus (v1per41) | 99.12 | 100% | 2018-01-11 |
| 10703. | slothy (slothy_boi) | 99.12 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 10704. | Darth (darth480) | 99.11 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 10705. | Fealing (typistboy) | 99.11 | 98.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10706. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 99.11 | 99.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10707. | Anh (ladilettante) | 99.11 | 98% | 2011-08-07 |
| 10708. | (－‸ლ) (neverbloom) | 99.11 | 98% | 2013-09-17 |
| 10709. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 99.10 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 10710. | Mers (mers_0412) | 99.10 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 10711. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 99.10 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 10712. | Amit (amiteshore) | 99.10 | 97.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 10713. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 99.10 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10714. | son (son2005) | 99.09 | 99% | 2012-10-14 |
| 10715. | blek (proking) | 99.09 | 90% | 2012-08-14 |
| 10716. | Akrish (akrish) | 99.08 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10717. | Scottie (fxntm) | 99.08 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 10718. | josh (ronald219) | 99.08 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 10719. | 🐀 (idfr37) | 99.08 | 96.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10720. | mcga (mcga) | 99.08 | 100% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10721. | school (modernmarauder) | 99.08 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 10722. | Evolion (evolion) | 99.07 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |