The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23751. | LP (y7ny) | 76.79 | 95% | 2016-11-28 |
| 23752. | Astral (nathangh8) | 76.79 | 93% | 2017-05-08 |
| 23753. | puska_t (puska_t) | 76.79 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
| 23754. | Zaynab (itsyou) | 76.79 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 23755. | UnreliableSpare (unreliable... | 76.79 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 23756. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 76.79 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 23757. | Dob (dobins) | 76.79 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 23758. | Hyunee (shlee) | 76.79 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 23759. | bigboybrent (bigboybrent77) | 76.78 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 23760. | Blaise (blaise424) | 76.78 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 23761. | Felicia (feliciay99) | 76.78 | 95% | 2013-03-07 |
| 23762. | Mark (ccc36933) | 76.78 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 23763. | Andrew (slurryx) | 76.78 | 84% | 2012-10-13 |
| 23764. | Lance (lancelot_29) | 76.77 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 23765. | stephen (mr_tofu) | 76.77 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 23766. | Danko (dankogl) | 76.77 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 23767. | Cole (cole_denson) | 76.76 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 23768. | TheDawnbreaker (alexheller) | 76.76 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23769. | Ryan (tynamo) | 76.76 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23770. | Jack (jaacklarge979) | 76.76 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 23771. | gabe (gaberhone) | 76.76 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 23772. | fikki (fikki) | 76.76 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 23773. | Batir (vinip) | 76.76 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 23774. | 「社長」 (gamerzx) | 76.76 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 23775. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 76.76 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 23776. | Chien (xuanchien) | 76.76 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23777. | CJ (cannedair) | 76.76 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| 23778. | BABA (viku_y) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23779. | Bananas (oh_bananas) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 23780. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 76.75 | 97% | 2016-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |