As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24379. | Shai (shai15) | 48.28 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 24380. | Shantanu (shantanu404) | 48.28 | 95% | 2021-12-18 |
| 24381. | Hussain (hussainkhan) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-03-24 |
| 24382. | Roko (jasamroko) | 48.28 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 24383. | Mitko (lekolud) | 48.28 | 90% | 2016-03-28 |
| 24384. | Brothagenie (brothagenie) | 48.27 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 24385. | ruby (rubyr) | 48.27 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 24386. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 48.27 | 94% | 2019-07-06 |
| 24387. | Ben (blob1010) | 48.25 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 24388. | IanL (jeedaiian) | 48.25 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 24389. | Sunil (snlmbrs) | 48.25 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 24390. | Sha (zeth48) | 48.25 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 24391. | SnekChrmr (snekchrmr) | 48.24 | 96.7% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24392. | Momonzi (momonzi) | 48.23 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
| 24393. | Ilana (ilana12) | 48.23 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 24394. | Felix (oxaloddl) | 48.23 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 24395. | rahul (rahul369963) | 48.22 | 95% | 2022-06-21 |
| 24396. | Ahmed (ahmed_naser) | 48.22 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 24397. | Alex (alexey0) | 48.22 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 24398. | qv_vp (qv_vp) | 48.21 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 24399. | God (theguyatwalmart) | 48.21 | 87% | 2015-12-08 |
| 24400. | Ziggy (zziggy) | 48.18 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 24401. | Kechup123 (kechupko) | 48.18 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 24402. | MAGNUS (magnus03) | 48.18 | 93% | 2021-07-17 |
| 24403. | ISHAN (ishanmalviya) | 48.17 | 95% | 2022-12-08 |
| 24404. | alexander (alexisawesome63) | 48.17 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 24405. | haldor (haldorrr) | 48.16 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 24406. | Libor (libeer) | 48.15 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24407. | vipariano (vipariano) | 48.15 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 24408. | Alyssa (alyssaohara) | 48.15 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |