I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33015. | QQ (hayo) | 47.23 | 94% | 2014-05-06 |
| 33016. | Dimitris (vdimitris) | 47.23 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 33017. | jordan (loveball) | 47.23 | 91% | 2011-07-27 |
| 33018. | Magar (seto_rose) | 47.23 | 87% | 2015-03-29 |
| 33019. | angel (dfangel) | 47.23 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 33020. | Amir (amirhomayoun) | 47.22 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
| 33021. | Ana Sierra (anaviosy) | 47.22 | 94.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 33022. | Yu T (chanzzes2366) | 47.22 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 33023. | Misbah (misbahjan) | 47.22 | 94% | 2015-07-01 |
| 33024. | Gib (dzogaba) | 47.22 | 91% | 2012-11-16 |
| 33025. | anyoneofus (buidangchung) | 47.22 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 33026. | Allyson (allysonhammond) | 47.22 | 96% | 2012-06-21 |
| 33027. | ..! (wyspozao) | 47.21 | 94% | 2023-05-20 |
| 33028. | mr (mrantik1) | 47.21 | 94% | 2021-08-15 |
| 33029. | Bùi Nguyên (buinguyenly) | 47.21 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 33030. | Nam (supergimper) | 47.21 | 99% | 2012-01-25 |
| 33031. | tstats[kinglovesangel] (kin... | 47.20 | 94% | 2022-02-23 |
| 33032. | Anthony (anthonyjhwu) | 47.20 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 33033. | Shane (listrex) | 47.20 | 92.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 33034. | Winnie (winniehe) | 47.20 | 93% | 2014-05-16 |
| 33035. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 47.20 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 33036. | Alest (alest) | 47.20 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
| 33037. | hiva (gemje) | 47.19 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 33038. | John (abusiveslider) | 47.19 | 94% | 2021-02-05 |
| 33039. | H_Phương (nghphuong) | 47.19 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 33040. | Lampard (wailampard) | 47.19 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 33041. | so (sothea99) | 47.19 | 94% | 2022-01-26 |
| 33042. | Edwin (musicbender) | 47.19 | 92% | 2016-03-26 |
| 33043. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 47.18 | 94% | 2018-02-08 |
| 33044. | hdm (hdma) | 47.18 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |