Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5029. | Bluefire (bluefire26) | 60.15 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 5030. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 60.15 | 95% | 2019-07-17 |
| 5031. | Ed (edward12345) | 60.13 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 5032. | divyam(India) (divyam) | 60.13 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 5033. | bob (bobsack123) | 60.12 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5034. | Anton (acarlsson) | 60.12 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5035. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 60.12 | 94% | 2020-10-25 |
| 5036. | Jan (pandooor) | 60.11 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 5037. | phat (diston) | 60.10 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5038. | Minor (minord) | 60.10 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 5039. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 60.09 | 95% | 2019-04-24 |
| 5040. | Jo (typermac) | 60.08 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 5041. | Chandra (chan4k) | 60.08 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5042. | Sayyam (sayyamkhanbaloch) | 60.08 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5043. | Bruno (bteixeira) | 60.07 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5044. | simak (simakcze) | 60.07 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 5045. | 0x0020 (0x0020) | 60.06 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5046. | Edward (ed00) | 60.06 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5047. | R (alerd) | 60.06 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5048. | Me (thecanuck) | 60.05 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 5049. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 60.03 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5050. | Tonya (tagama2) | 60.02 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5051. | Francisco (cdt1) | 60.02 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5052. | Brohath (zevo100) | 60.02 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5053. | Soroosh (soroosheh10) | 60.02 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| 5054. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 60.02 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5055. | Steven (stevie03) | 60.00 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 5056. | Aster (rodry37) | 59.98 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 5057. | Gagik (_the_wind) | 59.98 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5058. | LongGone (byejack123) | 59.97 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |