I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1908. | Sibi (rsibi) | 117.17 | 100% | 2017-01-21 |
| 1909. | melanie (theshapeofpunktocome) | 117.17 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
| 1910. | bozo (firstbozo) | 117.16 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1911. | Ulysses (ulyverse) | 117.15 | 98% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1912. | burrito1 (jacobef2) | 117.14 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 1913. | Tony (tony82890) | 117.12 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 1914. | Dylan (deedub) | 117.11 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 1915. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 117.10 | 97.6% | 2024-04-21 |
| 1916. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 117.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1917. | Zach (phunluki) | 117.08 | 97% | 2016-06-04 |
| 1918. | Saso McDaso (justtypefast) | 117.08 | 86% | 2015-12-11 |
| 1919. | Gifty (gifty_asmr) | 117.07 | 98.7% | 2024-10-18 |
| 1920. | ryan (hhtech) | 117.07 | 99% | 2025-09-03 |
| 1921. | kemp (imnotflamez) | 117.07 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 1922. | Aaron (lowea) | 117.07 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1923. | lightandsound (lightandsound) | 117.07 | 99% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1924. | Alec (alectrocute) | 117.06 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 1925. | Dinner (dindinlicker) | 117.06 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 1926. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 117.05 | 99.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 1927. | Jax (jax00) | 117.05 | 97% | 2016-07-27 |
| 1928. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 117.03 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 1929. | 不好 (buhao) | 117.03 | 95% | 2017-01-10 |
| 1930. | Gemini (gemini_19) | 117.00 | 99% | 2024-06-06 |
| 1931. | (nonquitwarrior) | 117.00 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 1932. | Jesse (vampyryk) | 117.00 | 98.5% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1933. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 116.99 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1934. | Baron Nashor (baron_nashor) | 116.99 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
| 1935. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 116.96 | 97.6% | 2023-12-15 |
| 1936. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 116.96 | 97.5% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1937. | bub (bubmaley) | 116.95 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |