I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2751. | banhbear (banhbear) | 117.55 | 99% | 2026-02-03 |
| 2752. | Elusaka (elusaka) | 117.52 | 99% | 2022-11-12 |
| 2753. | aspen (aspspspspen) | 117.51 | 99.4% | 2024-02-01 |
| 2754. | Cryo (cryotalis) | 117.51 | 96.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 2755. | not (hayso) | 117.51 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
| 2756. | goo (sm7177) | 117.50 | 98.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 2757. | Gucky (guckysucky) | 117.50 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2758. | Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) | 117.50 | 99% | 2017-01-17 |
| 2759. | Mark (dendrobyte) | 117.49 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 2760. | Lambo (lchopz) | 117.48 | 99% | 2017-06-04 |
| 2761. | Buy $AMC (zyrrac2) | 117.47 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 2762. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 117.46 | 100% | 2025-12-07 |
| 2763. | Rishabh (rdmighty_i) | 117.43 | 98.8% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2764. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 117.42 | 100% | 2024-01-29 |
| 2765. | Chai (chai_time) | 117.40 | 99% | 2024-03-09 |
| 2766. | call (baconhawka7x) | 117.40 | 100% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2767. | alec (alecl) | 117.39 | 99.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 2768. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 117.38 | 99.4% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2769. | M (myles_jb) | 117.37 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2770. | Ilyao (ilyao) | 117.37 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 2771. | accuracyless (slowpanther_) | 117.35 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2772. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 117.34 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 2773. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 117.34 | 99% | 2026-01-04 |
| 2774. | Anna (rabbitpickles69) | 117.34 | 98.8% | 2024-12-24 |
| 2775. | x (zzoom) | 117.34 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2776. | Piravas (piepk) | 117.34 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 2777. | John Kelly (jkelly_t) | 117.32 | 99% | 2023-01-19 |
| 2778. | Quitty (quittyyy) | 117.32 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
| 2779. | leen bean (leenbeans) | 117.29 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2780. | Andrew (entranco) | 117.26 | 98.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |