The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11978. | Zenstatic (zenstatic1) | 85.78 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 11979. | e (noobz_) | 85.78 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 11980. | Nick (nick1347) | 85.78 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 11981. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 85.78 | 94% | 2017-05-11 |
| 11982. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 85.78 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 11983. | Jaybles (popinjay) | 85.77 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 11984. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 85.77 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 11985. | quadrate (quadrate) | 85.77 | 97.8% | 2024-07-20 |
| 11986. | sBinalla (pingu5) | 85.77 | 97.6% | 2025-01-26 |
| 11987. | NomVibin (nomvibin) | 85.77 | 95.7% | 2024-10-09 |
| 11988. | Robert (gorilla710) | 85.77 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 11989. | Benjamin (benjaminjam) | 85.77 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 11990. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 85.77 | 98.8% | 2025-03-12 |
| 11991. | Autumn (act01) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 11992. | Johnny (quizzt) | 85.77 | 94% | 2013-02-23 |
| 11993. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 85.77 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 11994. | Chinty (chinty123) | 85.76 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 11995. | factualhatch (factualhatch) | 85.76 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 11996. | Aris (aslabaugh1496) | 85.76 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11997. | N W (niwore) | 85.76 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 11998. | Albert (albertz) | 85.76 | 97% | 2017-05-18 |
| 11999. | Hmm (sironronron) | 85.76 | 87% | 2016-10-09 |
| 12000. | Andy (philivox) | 85.76 | 96% | 2018-01-23 |
| 12001. | URLIRL (burialuntrue) | 85.75 | 96% | 2025-07-25 |
| 12002. | Rose (robozo) | 85.75 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 12003. | Joshua (seeeturtle) | 85.75 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 12004. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 85.75 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 12005. | Zexceed (shorif) | 85.75 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 12006. | Nawk (nawk) | 85.75 | 93% | 2011-11-14 |
| 12007. | Paralee (paraleepanzerfaust) | 85.74 | 96% | 2025-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |