As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9278. | Bhad Bhobby (dillnutt) | 85.09 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 9279. | Omer (okirnap) | 85.09 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9280. | Jazz (disguy808) | 85.08 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
| 9281. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 85.08 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 9282. | Kevin (drezar) | 85.08 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 9283. | juliogsn (juliogsn) | 85.07 | 97.5% | 2025-01-28 |
| 9284. | vqm (varunqm) | 85.07 | 98% | 2024-09-19 |
| 9285. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 85.07 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9286. | Ryan (reece2) | 85.07 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9287. | Something (haygen) | 85.07 | 96% | 2015-11-12 |
| 9288. | XDXDXDXD (nexxan) | 85.07 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 9289. | Aceofspades9 (aceofspades9) | 85.07 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9290. | Bob (rando3691) | 85.06 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 9291. | kavin (guroux) | 85.06 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 9292. | Ben (junminsoo) | 85.06 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
| 9293. | cowbot (peedir) | 85.06 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 9294. | Evanz (evanzyt) | 85.05 | 96.2% | 2024-12-07 |
| 9295. | barmanrahul (nothisisrahul) | 85.05 | 98.4% | 2024-10-23 |
| 9296. | Thomas (thomasltran) | 85.05 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9297. | Louis (meenepo) | 85.05 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 9298. | Sudip (llimbus) | 85.05 | 99% | 2020-04-24 |
| 9299. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 85.05 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9300. | Instynkt (instynkt) | 85.04 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9301. | Clay (cwaller) | 85.03 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 9302. | Seymour Weiners (troberuc) | 85.03 | 96.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 9303. | 43 (sosjiz) | 85.03 | 95.8% | 2024-08-27 |
| 9304. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 85.03 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 9305. | Sawad (myrstival) | 85.03 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 9306. | pls (pls_) | 85.03 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9307. | Tyler (tjking12) | 85.03 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |