So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26694. | Tina Thanh (caheo_vuitinh88) | 58.11 | 95% | 2013-11-12 |
| 26695. | Markus (ark_sum) | 58.10 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 26696. | Diablo (diablomonk) | 58.10 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 26697. | Azixx (azixx) | 58.10 | 90% | 2013-09-11 |
| 26698. | Judy (judyzhang) | 58.10 | 96% | 2015-05-11 |
| 26699. | joejoe (under2x) | 58.10 | 90% | 2013-07-14 |
| 26700. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 58.09 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 26701. | afif (afeef) | 58.09 | 95% | 2014-02-25 |
| 26702. | Rain (u96e8) | 58.09 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
| 26703. | Blake (samuryon) | 58.09 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 26704. | franickobe (franickobe) | 58.09 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 26705. | psyyyK.O. (sahajpatel008) | 58.08 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 26706. | Khan Q (chikhangtut) | 58.08 | 97.4% | 2023-07-27 |
| 26707. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 58.08 | 89% | 2016-02-18 |
| 26708. | Caffeine (caffeinereptile) | 58.08 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 26709. | BrokenPen (alan11abc) | 58.08 | 92% | 2013-10-04 |
| 26710. | PAW (paw_sensei) | 58.07 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26711. | Maeda (_maeda_) | 58.07 | 96.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 26712. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 58.07 | 89% | 2016-06-16 |
| 26713. | Nyamsick Adrian (minyamisu) | 58.07 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 26714. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 58.07 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 26715. | Palish (palish) | 58.07 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 26716. | T (dovenyi) | 58.07 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
| 26717. | Tjersti (tjersti) | 58.07 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 26718. | Todd (mrswalin) | 58.07 | 96% | 2013-05-16 |
| 26719. | Jamie (bonjovi) | 58.07 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 26720. | varun (_varun) | 58.06 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 26721. | Kanzi (kanzi) | 58.06 | 100% | 2021-01-24 |
| 26722. | Tyler (pimpsalot) | 58.06 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 26723. | polina (polina1) | 58.06 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |