Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29371. | Bat-Ireedui (ireedui) | 53.49 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 29372. | (j_a_e_t) | 53.49 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 29373. | (jiaaa) | 53.49 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
| 29374. | (hirozero) | 53.49 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 29375. | (mathemage) | 53.49 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 29376. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 53.49 | 95.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 29377. | (bearfinn) | 53.48 | 92% | 2016-02-07 |
| 29378. | (whybridv) | 53.48 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 29379. | (keydura) | 53.48 | 92% | 2013-04-11 |
| 29380. | (tigfiend) | 53.48 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 29381. | (ganesamurthy) | 53.48 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 29382. | (alamin) | 53.47 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 29383. | (shp188366552) | 53.47 | 86% | 2016-04-02 |
| 29384. | (divdev25) | 53.47 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 29385. | (j20lardo06) | 53.47 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 29386. | (sophiatortilla) | 53.47 | 93.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 29387. | alberto (albertodca) | 53.45 | 92% | 2012-01-31 |
| 29388. | (jznhljg) | 53.45 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 29389. | mario (mcanda26) | 53.45 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 29390. | (beebeep) | 53.45 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 29391. | (asadullo) | 53.45 | 93% | 2020-01-27 |
| 29392. | (bhuvan) | 53.44 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 29393. | (tieuphongvt) | 53.44 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 29394. | (pkj5643) | 53.44 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 29395. | (vivamilan) | 53.44 | — | 2010-02-14 |
| 29396. | (jiic) | 53.44 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
| 29397. | (vanii) | 53.44 | 97% | 2013-03-29 |
| 29398. | (khusan) | 53.44 | 95.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 29399. | (greatace) | 53.44 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
| 29400. | (dioxyq) | 53.43 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |