Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4634. | Ariel (arielklein2) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4635. | jack (speedytrigger) | 57.98 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 4636. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 4637. | Laco (ian860824) | 57.97 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4638. | kenneth (kenneth29) | 57.97 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4639. | Aryan (aryansoman2) | 57.95 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 4640. | leo (sazaluev) | 57.95 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 4641. | Wiener Taco (bwupp84) | 57.94 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4642. | Caxix (caxix) | 57.94 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 4643. | Fauzan (ozaenzenzen) | 57.94 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4644. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 57.94 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 4645. | Lorenzo (bamboodja) | 57.93 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4646. | Bakisa (baksia) | 57.93 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 4647. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 57.93 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 4648. | iwan (iwy2000) | 57.92 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 4649. | Jump (toadjump) | 57.92 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4650. | Louie (lavalordlou) | 57.91 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4651. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 57.91 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 4652. | Albert (albert_liao) | 57.91 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4653. | GS (monstars) | 57.90 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4654. | John (j_o_h_n) | 57.90 | 95% | 2020-03-12 |
| 4655. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 57.89 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4656. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 57.89 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4657. | CHOO (thefuturist) | 57.88 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4658. | tang (tangngng) | 57.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4659. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 57.86 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4660. | Appa (abdallah99) | 57.86 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4661. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 57.86 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4662. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 57.86 | 94% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4663. | obama (balduin) | 57.86 | 93% | 2018-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |