The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27886. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 67.16 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 27887. | Sagii (sagiii) | 67.16 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
| 27888. | hi:D (sabue) | 67.16 | 97% | 2015-12-24 |
| 27889. | Severn (severn) | 67.16 | 94% | 2017-09-10 |
| 27890. | Josh (kuraishi) | 67.16 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 27891. | Tom (tomgrey) | 67.16 | 99% | 2015-06-17 |
| 27892. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 67.16 | 91% | 2017-03-23 |
| 27893. | Linh (linhtote) | 67.16 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 27894. | Bilal (syedbilalalam) | 67.15 | 100% | 2025-11-20 |
| 27895. | christian james pe (cloud1473) | 67.15 | 97% | 2024-10-16 |
| 27896. | chinnu (chinnu19) | 67.15 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 27897. | Kevin (lordofwreck) | 67.15 | 95.2% | 2023-11-17 |
| 27898. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 67.15 | 95% | 2016-04-09 |
| 27899. | truck (desperatelywaiting) | 67.14 | 96% | 2024-02-29 |
| 27900. | Fazrael (fazrael07) | 67.14 | 96% | 2024-03-19 |
| 27901. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 67.14 | 97% | 2024-02-07 |
| 27902. | Hamz (thehamzarocks) | 67.13 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 27903. | pail (angertyper) | 67.13 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 27904. | Fu*k Israel (nooomi) | 67.13 | 98% | 2025-11-05 |
| 27905. | ShawnyBoi (hawnyaf) | 67.13 | 97.4% | 2024-06-14 |
| 27906. | Jason Borynski (bacon_samurai) | 67.13 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 27907. | the_rocket (the_rocket1) | 67.13 | 96% | 2024-01-04 |
| 27908. | wassim (vira_was) | 67.13 | 97.1% | 2025-01-21 |
| 27909. | NotPoutneg (notpoutneg04) | 67.13 | 98% | 2023-11-14 |
| 27910. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 67.13 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 27911. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 67.13 | 94% | 2022-10-09 |
| 27912. | Matthew (mattmad) | 67.13 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 27913. | Akshay (akshay2604) | 67.13 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
| 27914. | quan (hqgoldswan) | 67.13 | 95% | 2012-08-28 |
| 27915. | Paulo Alvim (runner22) | 67.12 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |