So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20506. | Kenneth (man_child) | 67.70 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 20507. | Lucas (opoutinechooo) | 67.69 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 20508. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 67.69 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 20509. | Khoa (anhkhoa_lpt) | 67.69 | 91% | 2014-04-03 |
| 20510. | Claude (claudelf) | 67.69 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
| 20511. | WSOR (fokeu) | 67.69 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20512. | Ron (ronski_2468) | 67.69 | 94% | 2020-01-21 |
| 20513. | Angela (daan0402) | 67.69 | 99% | 2013-11-19 |
| 20514. | Vrexu (vrexo) | 67.69 | 95% | 2012-11-27 |
| 20515. | nf (ssakcik) | 67.69 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 20516. | Paco (frinciano) | 67.69 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 20517. | Mario (siftage) | 67.68 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 20518. | drew (drewg2009) | 67.68 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 20519. | Lisa (lisamoose) | 67.68 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20520. | Richard (sthawkward) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 20521. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 67.68 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 20522. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 67.67 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 20523. | Yu (sadochist) | 67.67 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20524. | Richiko (richikosaf) | 67.67 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 20525. | Lê Ngô (lengochi) | 67.67 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 20526. | kavin (kmdkk) | 67.67 | 90% | 2013-09-04 |
| 20527. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 67.67 | 95% | 2015-10-13 |
| 20528. | Ace (acerek) | 67.67 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20529. | Dener (uchiha__sasuke) | 67.67 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 20530. | Akshat (akshatpatel) | 67.67 | 92% | 2015-07-03 |
| 20531. | lelocle (lelocle) | 67.66 | 96.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20532. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 67.66 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 20533. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 67.66 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 20534. | Spiky (spikycat) | 67.66 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 20535. | Sentek (sentek) | 67.66 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |