I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4694. | Kevin (kyang19) | 107.20 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 4695. | Jimmy (jimbozeub926) | 107.19 | 100% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4696. | Evan (evang12) | 107.19 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4697. | eric (eric8) | 107.19 | 100% | 2024-04-02 |
| 4698. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 107.18 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 4699. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 107.17 | 99% | 2026-05-06 |
| 4700. | EquityDeadlock (equitydeadl... | 107.17 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 4701. | i got super slow (flareisno... | 107.17 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4702. | Horst (feanor) | 107.16 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4703. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 107.16 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 4704. | Mark (requiem__) | 107.15 | 99% | 2023-07-30 |
| 4705. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 107.15 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4706. | Daniel (d123aniel) | 107.13 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 4707. | i win (zach2900) | 107.13 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4708. | andres (rigged22) | 107.11 | 100% | 2025-07-27 |
| 4709. | nicowe#5679 (nicoletine) | 107.10 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 4710. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 107.09 | 98.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 4711. | Kreshan (kreshh) | 107.09 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 4712. | Akrish (akrish) | 107.09 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 4713. | Mini (minidou7) | 107.09 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 4714. | Rearia (rearia) | 107.08 | 99% | 2018-08-19 |
| 4715. | Mack (mackfitzg) | 107.08 | 98.2% | 2024-06-16 |
| 4716. | Justin (joostinchang) | 107.08 | 100% | 2018-12-05 |
| 4717. | wolfbro88 (wolfbro8834) | 107.07 | 99% | 2026-03-18 |
| 4718. | (carrot_) | 107.07 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 4719. | ynner (hiynnah) | 107.06 | 99.4% | 2025-02-12 |
| 4720. | Algen (algenhills) | 107.06 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 4721. | Mark (figzes) | 107.06 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 4722. | bunbun (typerbun) | 107.06 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4723. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 107.05 | 97.8% | 2024-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |