So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27447. | Ghazi (lynnackerman) | 56.75 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 27448. | reilly (reillyfeathers) | 56.75 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 27449. | Neel (neelmehta247) | 56.75 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 27450. | Nollikino (nollikino) | 56.75 | 93% | 2014-03-17 |
| 27451. | No (jopear) | 56.75 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27452. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 56.75 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 27453. | Lyaral (lyaral) | 56.75 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 27454. | Zong (evynzx) | 56.75 | 96% | 2013-08-12 |
| 27455. | Ashish (ashishkr004) | 56.75 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
| 27456. | Thanhtypesquickly (tysontn) | 56.74 | 94% | 2019-11-30 |
| 27457. | Voodoodog (voodoodog) | 56.74 | 90% | 2016-01-15 |
| 27458. | TB (dzikriad) | 56.74 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 27459. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 56.73 | 94% | 2022-12-26 |
| 27460. | Hauk (hauksort) | 56.73 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
| 27461. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 56.73 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
| 27462. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 56.73 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 27463. | Amanda (mandy_w13) | 56.72 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 27464. | lejo (lejo5356) | 56.72 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 27465. | Michal (wojas32) | 56.72 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
| 27466. | SLSL (slslz) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 27467. | Akoi (akoi) | 56.72 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 27468. | WI (apni) | 56.72 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
| 27469. | Degritha (degritharlr) | 56.72 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 27470. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 56.72 | 87% | 2015-02-09 |
| 27471. | Demon (demon_rocrip) | 56.71 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 27472. | The (the_learning_savage) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27473. | akeel (akeel001) | 56.71 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 27474. | fateh (fateh_1987) | 56.71 | 98% | 2014-12-13 |
| 27475. | super (mansuper) | 56.71 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 27476. | Alberto (alvalanche) | 56.71 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |