So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34762. | Candy (sweetfae) | 42.48 | 92% | 2011-07-27 |
| 34763. | Max (mightymax1177) | 42.48 | 95% | 2014-08-06 |
| 34764. | Jacob (ablowfish) | 42.47 | 92% | 2015-02-27 |
| 34765. | David Nida (dnida505) | 42.46 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 34766. | REX (itssurreal) | 42.46 | 93% | 2019-01-22 |
| 34767. | Aheartz (idul_aheartz06) | 42.45 | 94% | 2021-11-24 |
| 34768. | Markus (makazo) | 42.45 | 96% | 2017-05-22 |
| 34769. | linh~~~~~> (linhdangvan) | 42.45 | 87% | 2011-11-24 |
| 34770. | Ho Sy (desmond597) | 42.45 | 86% | 2013-05-04 |
| 34771. | hellopanda (hellopanda) | 42.44 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 34772. | 😷 (ashraaf_k) | 42.44 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 34773. | JAN (phat_waffa) | 42.44 | 96% | 2012-04-13 |
| 34774. | Brendan (carnilly) | 42.43 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 34775. | Sludge (sludgeneedbeer) | 42.43 | 93% | 2022-04-09 |
| 34776. | Eka (ariyansyah) | 42.43 | 91% | 2012-06-09 |
| 34777. | Julia (prelest) | 42.43 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 34778. | Attia (yattia) | 42.42 | 94% | 2022-02-15 |
| 34779. | thao (jinalam) | 42.42 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 34780. | AK (akganguly) | 42.42 | 90% | 2014-09-17 |
| 34781. | Judar (kyojudar) | 42.40 | 93% | 2023-05-18 |
| 34782. | Max (dutymax) | 42.40 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 34783. | Jack (jackattack954) | 42.39 | 94% | 2014-02-01 |
| 34784. | Alpha_ (alpha02beast) | 42.38 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34785. | straw (strawbear) | 42.38 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 34786. | sunny (scsaha) | 42.38 | 92% | 2018-07-05 |
| 34787. | Ad@rsh (lachikku2210) | 42.37 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 34788. | Jermine (jermine) | 42.37 | 94% | 2011-08-13 |
| 34789. | Chenye (yuchenye12) | 42.37 | 94% | 2012-03-04 |
| 34790. | Talha (talhapk) | 42.36 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 34791. | Vas (vas1) | 42.36 | 95% | 2014-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |