The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9358. | (420noscoper420) | 90.10 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9359. | (sneakywill) | 90.10 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9360. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 90.09 | 99% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9361. | (chelsie999) | 90.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9362. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 90.09 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 9363. | (ilostqq) | 90.09 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 9364. | (funghi3) | 90.08 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9365. | (lehuyduc) | 90.08 | 94% | 2016-08-28 |
| 9366. | (taters613) | 90.08 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9367. | (pianomath97) | 90.08 | 95% | 2013-07-09 |
| 9368. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 90.08 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 9369. | (pck11800) | 90.07 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9370. | (navee1292) | 90.07 | 96% | 2016-07-04 |
| 9371. | (slowdeath) | 90.07 | 91% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9372. | (naydin) | 90.07 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 9373. | (euphoria101) | 90.07 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 9374. | (akelectronicsllc) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 9375. | (jeff3yan) | 90.06 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 9376. | (hbguy1234) | 90.06 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 9377. | phil (ronald12) | 90.06 | 94% | 2013-07-31 |
| 9378. | (merl1nn) | 90.05 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 9379. | (nibit) | 90.05 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9380. | (iwonlife) | 90.05 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
| 9381. | Frank (highblood) | 90.05 | 98% | 2013-06-29 |
| 9382. | (senna1) | 90.05 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9383. | (samiryounan37) | 90.05 | 90% | 2012-03-24 |
| 9384. | (zaknafindel) | 90.04 | 97% | 2014-08-18 |
| 9385. | (amogh1420) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9386. | (slade99) | 90.04 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 9387. | (ninalam) | 90.04 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |