The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1407. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 119.90 | 99% | 2013-09-29 |
| 1408. | payn (paynnn_) | 119.89 | 99% | 2026-03-19 |
| 1409. | anthony (antoneni) | 119.87 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 1410. | Icy (icystorm) | 119.86 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 1411. | Sean (abc446) | 119.86 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 1412. | Katie (kpb421) | 119.85 | 96% | 2012-01-14 |
| 1413. | A (asegesta) | 119.85 | 96% | 2017-05-07 |
| 1414. | Mychal (plasmamyke) | 119.84 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 1415. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 119.83 | 92% | 2015-12-27 |
| 1416. | Cat (ardemus) | 119.83 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 1417. | frohman (frohman) | 119.83 | 99% | 2012-09-07 |
| 1418. | Diana (dkl2108) | 119.83 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 1419. | Mimi (phea59314) | 119.82 | 97.1% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1420. | kissfromarose (heartemojino... | 119.82 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 1421. | Michael (mepanchin) | 119.81 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 1422. | igs (x7041) | 119.80 | 95.8% | 2024-08-30 |
| 1423. | nr922 (nr922) | 119.78 | 97.2% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1424. | Austin (tbhys) | 119.78 | 93% | 2014-05-19 |
| 1425. | a (akagi) | 119.78 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 1426. | Tani (tanigross3) | 119.76 | 97% | 2026-04-23 |
| 1427. | to be (cowlick) | 119.76 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 1428. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 119.75 | 97.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 1429. | BEAST (sepanian) | 119.71 | 94% | 2012-01-11 |
| 1430. | Prometheus (tomatonest) | 119.70 | 93% | 2013-06-07 |
| 1431. | asdf (intheoryno) | 119.69 | 97.7% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1432. | John (john404) | 119.68 | 93% | 2012-05-23 |
| 1433. | БОГ (tonypepperoni43) | 119.66 | 98.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1434. | marcus (thatguy176) | 119.64 | 97.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 1435. | nopsky (nauyusimi_) | 119.64 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 1436. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 119.64 | 99% | 2014-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |