So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31485. | (mwita7) | 49.13 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
| 31486. | (anhdq) | 49.13 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 31487. | Sun (sunjilong) | 49.13 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 31488. | diana (princessdiana) | 49.12 | 83% | 2012-01-11 |
| 31489. | vasko (vasko) | 49.12 | 95% | 2012-03-23 |
| 31490. | (fernandomalith) | 49.12 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 31491. | (venkat123) | 49.11 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 31492. | (doogjy) | 49.11 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 31493. | (munna13) | 49.10 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 31494. | Johannes (johannes543) | 49.10 | 92% | 2020-10-26 |
| 31495. | Jessica (zeraxl) | 49.10 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 31496. | (griffo60) | 49.10 | 94% | 2014-07-22 |
| 31497. | (greyterminal) | 49.09 | 93% | 2017-10-17 |
| 31498. | (dearnaja) | 49.09 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 31499. | (stevehauser11) | 49.09 | 94% | 2014-01-09 |
| 31500. | Lana (lana121) | 49.09 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 31501. | (justlime) | 49.08 | 94% | 2015-12-01 |
| 31502. | (ak63) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-06-30 |
| 31503. | (blackevil) | 49.08 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 31504. | (snugglyleopards) | 49.08 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
| 31505. | Capek (leixnt) | 49.08 | 89% | 2012-03-06 |
| 31506. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 49.08 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 31507. | Archie (the_real_ace) | 49.07 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 31508. | io9 (io_9) | 49.07 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 31509. | (ogsonny) | 49.07 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 31510. | (cody62) | 49.07 | 95% | 2018-01-17 |
| 31511. | tolljballj (klaebb) | 49.07 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 31512. | (singingpangolin) | 49.06 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 31513. | (jessoost) | 49.06 | 94% | 2012-05-07 |
| 31514. | (stridar) | 49.05 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |