I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7107. | Nicolas (typekaiser) | 97.64 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7108. | Jesse (jesseyay) | 97.64 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 7109. | Lonie (loniewong) | 97.64 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 7110. | jeff (typecringe) | 97.64 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 7111. | Deus (deuse) | 97.63 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 7112. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 97.63 | 98.8% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7113. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 97.63 | 98.8% | 2024-11-22 |
| 7114. | Yash (thanosyash) | 97.63 | 99% | 2023-08-07 |
| 7115. | Trent (uninterested) | 97.62 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 7116. | AB (ablah34) | 97.62 | 97.6% | 2025-01-30 |
| 7117. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 97.62 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 7118. | roy (likmyleg) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 7119. | Seb (vangeance) | 97.62 | 98.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7120. | Alex (qourle) | 97.60 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 7121. | A (andisim) | 97.60 | 99.4% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7122. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 97.60 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 7123. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 97.59 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 7124. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 97.59 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| 7125. | Chutney 🏹 (marchtovalinor) | 97.59 | 99% | 2019-07-03 |
| 7126. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 97.59 | 94% | 2017-01-30 |
| 7127. | Rascell (soul94) | 97.58 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 7128. | Morp (8211morp) | 97.58 | 96.6% | 2024-11-20 |
| 7129. | hero (iknowhtml) | 97.58 | 98.9% | 2023-06-13 |
| 7130. | Akai (akaiiskawaii) | 97.58 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 7131. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 97.57 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 7132. | Kevin (zerstu) | 97.57 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
| 7133. | metafaiz (metafaiz) | 97.56 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 7134. | Sophia (sophhjlee) | 97.56 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 7135. | Lara (goddess_111) | 97.55 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 7136. | Jake (beveganordie) | 97.55 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |