As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10011. | Eimantas Melnikas (pavargau) | 84.24 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 10012. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 84.24 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 10013. | Key (malformant) | 84.23 | 97.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 10014. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 84.23 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 10015. | Matt (mattmurray) | 84.23 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 10016. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 84.23 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 10017. | Cody (catchytyper) | 84.22 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10018. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 84.22 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10019. | Chilly (chillycloth) | 84.22 | 89% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10020. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 84.21 | 99.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 10021. | Robert (robboy) | 84.21 | 97% | 2026-01-21 |
| 10022. | wqrpst (wqrp) | 84.21 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10023. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 84.21 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 10024. | AK (alphakappa) | 84.21 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 10025. | Mark (ichschnarfen) | 84.21 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 10026. | Worm (ryanbaseball7) | 84.21 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 10027. | Alan (tngg) | 84.20 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 10028. | Stelister (stelister) | 84.20 | 97.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 10029. | White Darkness (white_darkn... | 84.20 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10030. | Paul (laule9) | 84.20 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 10031. | andy (ajggormly) | 84.20 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10032. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 84.20 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 10033. | Brodie (brodes) | 84.19 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 10034. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 84.19 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 10035. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 84.19 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 10036. | bulby (bulbyboy) | 84.19 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 10037. | soren (soreniedge) | 84.18 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10038. | tit (mrg698) | 84.18 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 10039. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 10040. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 84.18 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |