The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30608. | Bùi Nguyên (buinguyenly) | 51.90 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 30609. | nanaco (nanaco) | 51.89 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 30610. | Phúc (phucpham) | 51.89 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 30611. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 51.89 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 30612. | Joanna (blackheart) | 51.89 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 30613. | jerry (sheep0109) | 51.88 | 92% | 2022-06-24 |
| 30614. | Zeroed (zeroed_) | 51.88 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 30615. | frinkless (frinkless) | 51.88 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 30616. | Cadmus (cadmus369) | 51.87 | 92% | 2021-10-26 |
| 30617. | kaanandac (kaanandac) | 51.87 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 30618. | Valentin (filomat) | 51.87 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 30619. | James (jjhertz) | 51.85 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 30620. | Elfry (elfrito27) | 51.85 | 92% | 2015-09-19 |
| 30621. | richard (zift) | 51.84 | 92% | 2015-03-07 |
| 30622. | Chaiwichit (noconceptman) | 51.83 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 30623. | Artur (tecek400) | 51.83 | 90% | 2016-05-28 |
| 30624. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 51.82 | 94% | 2022-05-17 |
| 30625. | george (biggroge) | 51.82 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 30626. | Calvin (t2gud2btru) | 51.82 | 86% | 2012-11-28 |
| 30627. | Christopher (price4124) | 51.81 | 93% | 2016-11-04 |
| 30628. | juejiangde (juejiangdejiuwu... | 51.81 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 30629. | Buckie (buckie_le) | 51.81 | 96% | 2017-06-07 |
| 30630. | Windwoman (windwoman) | 51.81 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 30631. | Xi (cenariusxz) | 51.81 | 90% | 2016-08-03 |
| 30632. | Warren (maestromagoo89) | 51.80 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
| 30633. | KeiTaki707 (keitaki707) | 51.79 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 30634. | Ceci (ceci_tyson) | 51.79 | 94% | 2021-03-25 |
| 30635. | caleb (foamcacti) | 51.79 | 94% | 2018-09-18 |
| 30636. | Tempo (tempo) | 51.79 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 30637. | Blaine (slow_poke_17) | 51.78 | 91% | 2015-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |