All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5917. | Seiji (sati2030) | 94.46 | 97% | 2025-04-07 |
| 5918. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5919. | ok (herbaltea) | 94.46 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 5920. | Vibhor (vibhor_the_typist) | 94.45 | 96% | 2024-11-01 |
| 5921. | Armando (bicochito) | 94.45 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 5922. | DukeOrso (grim_rimmer) | 94.45 | 98.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 5923. | Rounak (rouvai) | 94.45 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 5924. | o (seticl) | 94.45 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5925. | Tyler (exilereject) | 94.45 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 5926. | EO (eo_37) | 94.44 | 97.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5927. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 94.44 | 96.1% | 2025-05-15 |
| 5928. | Uroš (grujidis) | 94.44 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 5929. | anim (fawnglue) | 94.43 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 5930. | Mark (markadsp) | 94.43 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 5931. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 94.43 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 5932. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 94.43 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5933. | Aryan (arcuh) | 94.42 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 5934. | Aizrod (aizrod) | 94.42 | 96.7% | 2025-04-17 |
| 5935. | yuvirayz (yuvirayz) | 94.42 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 5936. | Troy (teeroy) | 94.42 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 5937. | Giulio (giulio89) | 94.42 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 5938. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 94.41 | 97.3% | 2023-10-16 |
| 5939. | Danny (dannyboythezombie) | 94.41 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5940. | Lawrence (buffoony) | 94.40 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 5941. | Thai (despotron) | 94.40 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5942. | Brian (briansunn) | 94.39 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 5943. | sloth (illeatyou) | 94.38 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 5944. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 94.37 | 97.1% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5945. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 94.37 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 5946. | Abizer (abizern) | 94.37 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |