I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9972. | MIMSY (paddydingus) | 89.28 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9973. | Jonathan (jjones0598) | 89.28 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 9974. | alex (beeinspired) | 89.27 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9975. | Evelyn (evelynlucero) | 89.27 | 99% | 2024-06-12 |
| 9976. | Jazz (melotea) | 89.27 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9977. | Brzina (torpedo99) | 89.25 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 9978. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 89.25 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 9979. | Louisa (lulu28) | 89.24 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9980. | Rhys (themyth955) | 89.24 | 97% | 2025-03-15 |
| 9981. | mado (mado_) | 89.24 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9982. | blank6077 (alex667) | 89.24 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9983. | Alex (equidorian) | 89.24 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 9984. | varkiziotis (slow_like_ribas) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9985. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 9986. | Christina (christinac_xd) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 9987. | POOKR (pookr) | 89.24 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9988. | Aizrod (aizrod) | 89.23 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 9989. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 89.23 | 99% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9990. | Playm4ker (playm4ker) | 89.23 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 9991. | Anthony (anthony_787) | 89.23 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 9992. | abc (1714245ctk41) | 89.22 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 9993. | Syclone (syclone7) | 89.22 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9994. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 89.22 | 97.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9995. | typezillaaaaa (typezillaaaaa) | 89.22 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 9996. | nancher2nd (nancher) | 89.22 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 9997. | Md Aftab (smaftab) | 89.21 | 98.8% | 2024-05-07 |
| 9998. | Matteo (matbon01) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9999. | Rafat Rashid (im_rahi) | 89.21 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 10000. | G (zger) | 89.21 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 10001. | Bryan (bryangne) | 89.20 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |