Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5888. | ok i don't have the patienc... | 96.04 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 5889. | Alberti (albertibass) | 96.04 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 5890. | twitch.tv/empyr1cal (fritte... | 96.03 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 5891. | hi (razorlemon2) | 96.03 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5892. | Great sandwich (jumpsh0t) | 96.02 | 95% | 2012-01-16 |
| 5893. | Briggs (drbriggs) | 96.02 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 5894. | Alenygam (provola23) | 96.02 | 95% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5895. | wel (welneco) | 96.01 | 97% | 2015-09-05 |
| 5896. | Dennis (st1tchl1ps) | 96.01 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 5897. | Sung (sungsangthesong) | 96.01 | 92% | 2011-07-25 |
| 5898. | fine_specimen (barpoo) | 96.01 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5899. | Loic (99loic) | 96.00 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 5900. | Space (spacedandy) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5901. | Anukool (anukooldeval) | 95.97 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 5902. | Chris (chrisjvervoort) | 95.97 | 86% | 2014-01-02 |
| 5903. | KK (kk123456) | 95.97 | 96% | 2013-06-12 |
| 5904. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 95.96 | 90% | 2017-05-18 |
| 5905. | BayBiz (baybiz) | 95.96 | 87% | 2014-03-29 |
| 5906. | max (blajar) | 95.96 | 99% | 2012-08-25 |
| 5907. | Grigori (danrosesax) | 95.96 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
| 5908. | A (tidakfitbi) | 95.96 | 90% | 2015-12-07 |
| 5909. | Austin (galactiac) | 95.96 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
| 5910. | Adas (auganov) | 95.96 | 98% | 2016-03-20 |
| 5911. | Flarefin (flah_ridge) | 95.96 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 5912. | @zakoshonen (zakoshonen) | 95.96 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 5913. | SOAD (arindam26) | 95.95 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 5914. | Dylan (deedub) | 95.95 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
| 5915. | Henna (hennajuliet) | 95.95 | 98% | 2017-01-31 |
| 5916. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5917. | Marsela (atuam) | 95.94 | 90% | 2015-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |