And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25973. | Andrew (ajpye) | 69.41 | 97% | 2015-12-17 |
| 25974. | Mert (phrawst) | 69.41 | 90% | 2016-11-15 |
| 25975. | Michel (godlikeabt) | 69.41 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 25976. | Kai (thirdkai) | 69.40 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 25977. | Jesse (jeembers) | 69.40 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 25978. | Golden (harimaron) | 69.40 | 92% | 2015-08-15 |
| 25979. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 69.40 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 25980. | Molloch (molloch) | 69.40 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 25981. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 69.40 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 25982. | linh (walkman) | 69.40 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 25983. | hai (nothing101) | 69.40 | 93% | 2012-03-03 |
| 25984. | Mario (bujmar) | 69.39 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 25985. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 69.39 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 25986. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 69.39 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 25987. | Amanda (salamanda) | 69.39 | 96% | 2013-01-23 |
| 25988. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 69.39 | 92% | 2014-12-02 |
| 25989. | DDIR (pn10401006) | 69.38 | 96.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 25990. | Ivan (aivan2) | 69.38 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 25991. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 69.38 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 25992. | Bryce (kojito) | 69.38 | 96% | 2017-05-10 |
| 25993. | Fluffy (musketeer) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 25994. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 25995. | Riswanda (oribe) | 69.37 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 25996. | winter (wintercool) | 69.37 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 25997. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 69.37 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 25998. | Dinuka (din125) | 69.36 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 25999. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 69.36 | 95% | 2022-07-30 |
| 26000. | Daniel (ottoboi) | 69.35 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 26001. | Kyle (break_fast) | 69.35 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 26002. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 69.35 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |