Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32000. | Michael (michaelwaynewibisono) | 50.00 | 94% | 2019-07-07 |
| 32001. | SUSHIL (sushil_8) | 50.00 | 95% | 2022-12-19 |
| 32002. | Jake (burnnotice) | 50.00 | 88% | 2015-02-22 |
| 32003. | Neel (neelmehta247) | 50.00 | 88% | 2016-02-02 |
| 32004. | even (lik141) | 50.00 | 98% | 2016-04-15 |
| 32005. | T-rev (trev) | 50.00 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 32006. | Nomitox (nomitox) | 49.99 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| 32007. | TØM (kircket) | 49.99 | 87% | 2013-08-06 |
| 32008. | Huy (pdah) | 49.99 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 32009. | Sireethorn (sabakunoshizuka) | 49.99 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 32010. | tyler (viper) | 49.99 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 32011. | no sana (libcal) | 49.99 | 95.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 32012. | Austin (chibomb) | 49.98 | 88% | 2015-01-16 |
| 32013. | Speedster (blanknames) | 49.98 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 32014. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 49.98 | 88% | 2016-05-19 |
| 32015. | heyy (yosh1m7z) | 49.98 | 94% | 2021-12-03 |
| 32016. | Farhan (faynald) | 49.97 | 92% | 2017-05-07 |
| 32017. | Fabien (fgdou) | 49.97 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 32018. | Aituar (aituar1523) | 49.97 | 92% | 2016-02-01 |
| 32019. | asdf (redpanda54321) | 49.97 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 32020. | Cuong (cuongle1911) | 49.97 | 89% | 2014-06-23 |
| 32021. | graeme (donaldson906) | 49.97 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 32022. | ui (uiharsh07) | 49.96 | 93% | 2022-07-22 |
| 32023. | rasike (rasike) | 49.96 | 95% | 2014-12-03 |
| 32024. | yahya (yahya_turkey) | 49.96 | 93.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 32025. | Orest (oreston) | 49.96 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 32026. | shelby (shel) | 49.96 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 32027. | Pratik (pratik_kushwaha) | 49.96 | 88% | 2014-09-19 |
| 32028. | Jacob (jacob_legere) | 49.95 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 32029. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 49.95 | 95% | 2020-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |