The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18580. | Chetan (chetanmonu) | 74.35 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 18581. | Dewald (dewald123) | 74.35 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 18582. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 74.35 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 18583. | Matthew (matt_dj) | 74.34 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 18584. | Rachel (rffree) | 74.34 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 18585. | tan (ngoctanxyz) | 74.34 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
| 18586. | None (maltese) | 74.34 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
| 18587. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 74.34 | 96% | 2013-11-03 |
| 18588. | Neithan (neithan) | 74.34 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 18589. | Abdur (johnnyindia) | 74.34 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 18590. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 74.34 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 18591. | Ian (owl_express_20) | 74.33 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 18592. | Evan (__evab__) | 74.33 | 94% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18593. | Tony (tphewklieng) | 74.33 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 18594. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 74.33 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 18595. | pfd (pfdalt) | 74.33 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 18596. | Robert (critsil) | 74.32 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 18597. | Brian (xbjsx) | 74.32 | 86% | 2016-07-31 |
| 18598. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 74.32 | 92% | 2015-01-08 |
| 18599. | ADizzle (aidangruenpeter) | 74.32 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 18600. | Seven (seven71) | 74.32 | 96.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 18601. | Max (tehbomb123) | 74.32 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 18602. | tommy (tommyfall) | 74.32 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 18603. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 74.32 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 18604. | JP (cryoblivious) | 74.32 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 18605. | Eleonore (el_eo_nore) | 74.32 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
| 18606. | Johnny (johnny2649) | 74.32 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
| 18607. | A (aismasher17) | 74.32 | 96% | 2014-01-16 |
| 18608. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 74.32 | 91% | 2012-02-09 |
| 18609. | glowred (greytime) | 74.31 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |