And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3323. | (dammitanthony) | 119.31 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 3324. | Ryan (grubbs) | 119.30 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 3325. | (sirswagger21) | 119.29 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 3326. | (chompytheturtle) | 119.28 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 3327. | David (heltharion) | 119.28 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 3328. | anxiety (sebbo) | 119.28 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 3329. | (baron_nashor) | 119.27 | 96% | 2016-11-02 |
| 3330. | (schnook) | 119.26 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 3331. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 119.25 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 3332. | (0x000000) | 119.25 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 3333. | Rhythm (piratebay) | 119.25 | 99% | 2014-03-22 |
| 3334. | aeromex (aeromex) | 119.24 | 97.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3335. | Helgi (helgim) | 119.24 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 3336. | (mrdenz) | 119.23 | 98% | 2015-01-07 |
| 3337. | David (david2diablo) | 119.22 | 99% | 2011-06-30 |
| 3338. | arps (arpz) | 119.22 | 98% | 2012-07-04 |
| 3339. | Z (ailius) | 119.20 | 97% | 2014-01-21 |
| 3340. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 119.19 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 3341. | (neunelfer) | 119.19 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 3342. | (saeraph) | 119.19 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3343. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 119.19 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 3344. | selphy (selphy) | 119.19 | 93% | 2011-10-14 |
| 3345. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 119.18 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 3346. | Terraa (rekinetics) | 119.18 | 99% | 2013-06-04 |
| 3347. | (anderscolemak) | 119.18 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 3348. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 119.16 | 98% | 2012-02-14 |
| 3349. | (bajiiizus) | 119.16 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 3350. | (tylerths) | 119.15 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 3351. | how 2 type faster? (not_seg... | 119.15 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3352. | Bryan (srypher) | 119.14 | 90% | 2016-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |