As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22619. | Derriel (ddcj90) | 55.00 | 95.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 22620. | ranarison (niaina) | 55.00 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
| 22621. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 55.00 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 22622. | snitzel (snitzelhugendorf) | 54.99 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
| 22623. | HackerBoy (hackerboy1324) | 54.98 | 94% | 2018-04-16 |
| 22624. | Shocked (fanta_z) | 54.98 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 22625. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 54.98 | 94.4% | 2023-08-30 |
| 22626. | Gang (gang2004) | 54.98 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 22627. | MooMoo (moo_24) | 54.98 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 22628. | kabir raj (kabir26) | 54.98 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 22629. | Anil (av10579) | 54.98 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 22630. | theFurlong (thefurlong) | 54.98 | 89% | 2015-07-20 |
| 22631. | Masud (parves1527) | 54.98 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 22632. | Antonio (whatabbout18) | 54.97 | 95% | 2019-05-12 |
| 22633. | R (rtyper20260) | 54.97 | 92% | 2016-08-28 |
| 22634. | Max (maximilliant) | 54.97 | 91% | 2016-01-03 |
| 22635. | Sivaramakrishnan (sivaramak... | 54.96 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 22636. | Alex (alexsanderror) | 54.96 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 22637. | no (densehydrogen) | 54.96 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 22638. | Craig (aigons) | 54.96 | 91% | 2015-08-08 |
| 22639. | Dylan (dylan120322) | 54.96 | 83% | 2015-12-23 |
| 22640. | notShahmeer (not_shahmeer) | 54.95 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 22641. | ciinder (ciindersnap) | 54.95 | 94.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 22642. | Eli (szaboilles) | 54.95 | 99.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 22643. | Elarkaso (elarkaso) | 54.94 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 22644. | kat (kattappilla) | 54.94 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 22645. | Abdullah (abdullah421) | 54.94 | 96.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 22646. | Skepo (michiishere) | 54.94 | 88% | 2015-09-25 |
| 22647. | princeton (santabiii) | 54.94 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 22648. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 54.94 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |