Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13284. | sophia (sophiacav) | 79.67 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13285. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 79.66 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 13286. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 79.66 | 99% | 2014-12-21 |
| 13287. | Chips (mrchips) | 79.66 | 94% | 2015-01-28 |
| 13288. | John (feignx) | 79.66 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 13289. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 79.66 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 13290. | David (discliplinary) | 79.66 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 13291. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 79.66 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13292. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 79.66 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 13293. | Joe (jhodgejdh) | 79.66 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 13294. | 90 (as1ann1nja97) | 79.66 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 13295. | Gabe (zonazebra) | 79.66 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 13296. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 79.65 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13297. | Jayde (canonjayde) | 79.65 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13298. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 79.65 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13299. | Altair (aimenov) | 79.65 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 13300. | Aidan (aidan810) | 79.64 | 88% | 2013-01-09 |
| 13301. | Wayne (anagram) | 79.64 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 13302. | Gagan (gagannonu640) | 79.64 | 96% | 2011-11-29 |
| 13303. | ரவி (mirasravi2) | 79.64 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 13304. | starrysnow (sharmine1997) | 79.64 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 13305. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 79.64 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 13306. | Unholy (unholychalupa) | 79.64 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 13307. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| 13308. | Harold (sofedeas) | 79.63 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 13309. | Song (zeyryu) | 79.63 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 13310. | James (prejudice) | 79.63 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 13311. | luis (luis69) | 79.63 | 95% | 2012-05-12 |
| 13312. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 79.63 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13313. | Nick (neepwithin) | 79.63 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |