So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17900. | Furkan (forkin) | 70.76 | 91% | 2014-04-12 |
17901. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 70.76 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
17902. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 70.76 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
17903. | Kyle (chimp9240) | 70.76 | 99% | 2012-01-11 |
17904. | Simon (rumle23) | 70.75 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
17905. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 70.75 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
17906. | Nguyen (hvitual) | 70.75 | — | 2009-03-16 |
17907. | satish (satisheverrocking) | 70.75 | — | 2011-01-08 |
17908. | no (no_limit) | 70.75 | 95% | 2013-09-10 |
17909. | Mikko (mikko) | 70.75 | — | 2009-02-25 |
17910. | Aravind (aravind) | 70.75 | — | 2008-12-06 |
17911. | Amit (amit__123) | 70.74 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
17912. | Jonah (jayk47_shawty) | 70.74 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
17913. | George (turtlerocker) | 70.74 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
17914. | Jared (thepsychickiller) | 70.74 | — | 2011-03-31 |
17915. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 70.74 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
17916. | _poet (_lyricist) | 70.73 | 94% | 2017-03-21 |
17917. | Aia (aiafrias) | 70.73 | 93% | 2011-09-09 |
17918. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 70.73 | 96% | 2013-09-02 |
17919. | Ben (financialwar) | 70.73 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
17920. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 70.72 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
17921. | gottagofast (fastathanyou) | 70.72 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
17922. | Hitendra (hitendra) | 70.72 | 96% | 2012-12-01 |
17923. | X (cadoot) | 70.72 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
17924. | Bobby (mully21) | 70.72 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
17925. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 70.72 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
17926. | Max (redbandit) | 70.72 | 98% | 2013-04-12 |
17927. | Juan David (garri1105) | 70.72 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
17928. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
17929. | Choi (virtualsphere) | 70.71 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |