As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8336. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8337. | Sam (sommeldb) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8338. | Simon (tartanllama) | 87.49 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 8339. | Justin (jjallday13) | 87.49 | 91% | 2016-06-25 |
| 8340. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 87.49 | 99% | 2018-02-25 |
| 8341. | Norman (oomenacka) | 87.48 | 96.7% | 2024-11-17 |
| 8342. | Jordan (veyzh) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8343. | yemeni (rolantis) | 87.48 | 96.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8344. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8345. | Adam (borasz) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8346. | AGreenFruit (thederpyavocado) | 87.48 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 8347. | Ning (haining) | 87.47 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8348. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 87.47 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8349. | Mayara (marezita) | 87.47 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 8350. | Belden (belden_keren) | 87.47 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 8351. | Eajno (eajno) | 87.47 | 95% | 2015-10-10 |
| 8352. | rongquan (rongquan) | 87.46 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 8353. | Trent (ahurazor) | 87.46 | 99% | 2024-06-05 |
| 8354. | Rachel (rayellen) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 8355. | Airdan (asianfriess) | 87.46 | 96.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8356. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 87.46 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8357. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 8358. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8359. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 8360. | albert (csnake) | 87.45 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 8361. | Filip (sodic) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 8362. | Tuan (hbluu) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8363. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 87.45 | 100% | 2017-07-28 |
| 8364. | fghgk (fghgk3478) | 87.44 | 97% | 2024-10-30 |
| 8365. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 87.44 | 96.8% | 2024-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |