As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8294. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 87.56 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 8295. | Daisy (daisyeminem) | 87.55 | 95.5% | 2024-04-27 |
| 8296. | Maheriniaina tstats[kevinrs... | 87.55 | 97.8% | 2024-09-09 |
| 8297. | eighth (dead4head) | 87.54 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 8298. | kamea (kamea) | 87.54 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 8299. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 87.54 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8300. | Andy (nycnets15) | 87.54 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8301. | redhotdancer1821 (redhotdan... | 87.53 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 8302. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 87.53 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 8303. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 87.53 | 98% | 2019-12-26 |
| 8304. | Mawon (wonlee) | 87.53 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8305. | Eric (aerran) | 87.53 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 8306. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 87.53 | 95% | 2017-03-19 |
| 8307. | micro (goranb0607) | 87.52 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8308. | I really suk (cornmaster0411) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8309. | Guinevere (antfood) | 87.52 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 8310. | Umer (programmer_1) | 87.51 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8311. | Cael (paile) | 87.51 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8312. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8313. | Felipe Dvorak (ahura) | 87.51 | 88% | 2015-04-07 |
| 8314. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 87.50 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8315. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 87.50 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8316. | Enosh (watahec) | 87.49 | 98.4% | 2024-06-13 |
| 8317. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 8318. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8319. | Sam (sommeldb) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8320. | Simon (tartanllama) | 87.49 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 8321. | Justin (jjallday13) | 87.49 | 91% | 2016-06-25 |
| 8322. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 87.49 | 99% | 2018-02-25 |
| 8323. | Norman (oomenacka) | 87.48 | 96.7% | 2024-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |