The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1119. | Ԙset (revoce) | 125.77 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 1120. | Tiny (alianel) | 125.76 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
| 1121. | Lawrence (lawrence) | 125.75 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 1122. | Val (luv2swimv) | 125.74 | 98% | 2015-10-13 |
| 1123. | Ness (magicant) | 125.70 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 1124. | Yogi (fylleth) | 125.70 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 1125. | Charley (cming) | 125.70 | 96% | 2012-05-28 |
| 1126. | Seh-kai (skliao) | 125.66 | 98% | 2013-06-30 |
| 1127. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 125.65 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 1128. | James (nether) | 125.65 | 98% | 2013-09-01 |
| 1129. | abigail (abigail_w) | 125.64 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 1130. | Merelya (merelyafelis) | 125.64 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 1131. | Metallica (metallica_) | 125.63 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 1132. | Kelo (xkelo) | 125.62 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 1133. | Daniel (forever55255) | 125.61 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 1134. | John (master_pobble_wobble) | 125.60 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 1135. | Felipe Dvorak (ahura) | 125.59 | 99% | 2015-03-25 |
| 1136. | Morgan (mgrainger87) | 125.54 | 99% | 2015-08-14 |
| 1137. | (dispidi) | 125.53 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 1138. | Manze (manze) | 125.53 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1139. | . (anothernewaccount) | 125.53 | 99% | 2014-09-24 |
| 1140. | Jacob (jacobjuras) | 125.48 | 98.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1141. | Michael (flaregun) | 125.47 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1142. | (loom981) | 125.45 | 99% | 2022-07-27 |
| 1143. | Mr. Devil (nbevi001) | 125.45 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 1144. | atomic (atomic) | 125.44 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 1145. | Davis (karkarkarkar) | 125.43 | 100% | 2017-05-10 |
| 1146. | Daniel (dotrian) | 125.42 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 1147. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 125.42 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 1148. | (onah) | 125.41 | 99% | 2023-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |