So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25016. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 25017. | Goyna (demon__rage__) | 60.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 25018. | John (flyingmangoose) | 60.31 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 25019. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 60.31 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 25020. | Gabriel (pabl0sanch3z) | 60.30 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 25021. | Nicholas (useername) | 60.30 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 25022. | ryu107 (ryu107) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 25023. | Evan (jcm800) | 60.30 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 25024. | Rene (wishicouldtype) | 60.30 | 86% | 2013-06-04 |
| 25025. | Ruben (choobs88) | 60.30 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 25026. | pr (ruzv) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25027. | glyserr (glyserr) | 60.30 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 25028. | waseem ahmad bhat (waseemraja) | 60.30 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 25029. | lakum (rohit_123) | 60.30 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25030. | greg (kaizon) | 60.30 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 25031. | Das (dastony1311) | 60.30 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 25032. | Sonny (sweav14) | 60.29 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 25033. | Dann (danndilion) | 60.29 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 25034. | Ahsan (ahsanjutt) | 60.29 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 25035. | David (felanee) | 60.28 | 92% | 2014-04-24 |
| 25036. | Tse (steventse) | 60.28 | 95% | 2011-09-10 |
| 25037. | Admiral (admiraltacos) | 60.27 | 88% | 2016-12-25 |
| 25038. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 60.27 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 25039. | Josh (joshle270699) | 60.27 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 25040. | Super (superthin) | 60.27 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 25041. | Nam (namnl2706) | 60.27 | 95% | 2012-08-18 |
| 25042. | Doris (dorisk) | 60.27 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 25043. | (bdivyamsh) | 60.27 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 25044. | gar (dagmarski) | 60.26 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 25045. | Cristian (myusercb) | 60.26 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |