And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17931. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 82.43 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 17932. | Varun (varuns924) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 17933. | Osama (aldemeery) | 82.42 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17934. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 17935. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 82.42 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 17936. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 82.42 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 17937. | Jeremy (jeremytx91) | 82.42 | 84% | 2017-02-09 |
| 17938. | Chaz (alwayswin) | 82.42 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 17939. | Uber (ubaer) | 82.41 | 92% | 2016-01-26 |
| 17940. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 82.41 | 92% | 2014-08-31 |
| 17941. | Jody (j0dymae) | 82.41 | 97% | 2013-06-20 |
| 17942. | Dershhh (onlymugetsu) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 17943. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-05-03 |
| 17944. | Alex (khanis1) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17945. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 82.40 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 17946. | naaner (naaner) | 82.40 | 98% | 2011-10-05 |
| 17947. | Vadim (ahot) | 82.39 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 17948. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 82.39 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 17949. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 82.39 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| 17950. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 82.39 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 17951. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 82.39 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
| 17952. | Brandon (bddoan) | 82.39 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 17953. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 82.39 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 17954. | Stan (peppawutz) | 82.38 | 95.7% | 2023-09-24 |
| 17955. | kraken (pronto1) | 82.38 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 17956. | Nube (nubenoober) | 82.38 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 17957. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 82.38 | 98.8% | 2023-05-31 |
| 17958. | rks (xmen2025) | 82.38 | 92% | 2013-08-23 |
| 17959. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 17960. | metrics (metr1xz) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |