The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17412. | enli (chrischris6126) | 78.38 | 95% | 2025-11-29 |
| 17413. | MJ (koestemk) | 78.38 | 97% | 2014-07-29 |
| 17414. | MagCat (itsbroccli) | 78.38 | 97.6% | 2024-02-27 |
| 17415. | lolofast (lolofast) | 78.38 | 95% | 2025-07-15 |
| 17416. | Bobbit (firefighterbobbit) | 78.38 | 98% | 2013-09-17 |
| 17417. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 17418. | Charlie (swordmole) | 78.38 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 17419. | Asado (asado) | 78.38 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 17420. | phaed (phaed) | 78.38 | 91% | 2012-01-19 |
| 17421. | vl496 (vle496) | 78.37 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 17422. | Gary (gary__) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 17423. | Jethro (buffobass) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 17424. | Leon (halo624) | 78.37 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 17425. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 17426. | Zach (zapeterson16) | 78.37 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 17427. | GameChaos (superflip) | 78.37 | 91% | 2016-12-16 |
| 17428. | Titing (titing124) | 78.36 | 95% | 2025-04-22 |
| 17429. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 78.36 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 17430. | MyGfHappy (huzafa11) | 78.36 | 96.4% | 2024-09-22 |
| 17431. | Azmain Ahnaf (ahnaf_2003) | 78.36 | 97.8% | 2024-02-16 |
| 17432. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 78.36 | 95% | 2015-12-17 |
| 17433. | takbir (umadbr0hacked) | 78.36 | 83% | 2015-06-24 |
| 17434. | Shlook (shlook) | 78.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-27 |
| 17435. | lolol (sihcaepp) | 78.35 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 17436. | Georges (w0lf361) | 78.35 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 17437. | Pim (_pmirum) | 78.35 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 17438. | Josh (jdeese88) | 78.34 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 17439. | Asha (ashathetypegod) | 78.34 | 97.7% | 2024-02-19 |
| 17440. | Bluepingie (bluepingie) | 78.34 | 94% | 2025-12-22 |
| 17441. | toomuchads (toomuchads) | 78.34 | 95.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |