The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28099. | atzy (atzy) | 58.82 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 28100. | Pui (pui333) | 58.82 | 93% | 2013-06-07 |
| 28101. | Dmitry (evelon11) | 58.82 | 88% | 2013-08-30 |
| 28102. | Lanny (you_suck_man) | 58.82 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 28103. | S (mstreck) | 58.82 | 91% | 2012-04-11 |
| 28104. | leo (enrage411) | 58.81 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 28105. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 58.81 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 28106. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 58.81 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 28107. | thien (soicon824) | 58.81 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 28108. | potter (mrpotter) | 58.81 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 28109. | Taylor (tayl) | 58.80 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 28110. | Lavell (adenda2) | 58.80 | 95% | 2014-04-04 |
| 28111. | Hieu Nhan (hieuunhan) | 58.80 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 28112. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 58.80 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 28113. | Er (erleyaney) | 58.80 | 96% | 2015-01-04 |
| 28114. | Duy (duyvl) | 58.80 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 28115. | Ahmed (ahmedsoli) | 58.79 | 95% | 2022-12-01 |
| 28116. | Farih (mfarihm) | 58.79 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 28117. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 58.79 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 28118. | BABA (viku_y) | 58.79 | 94% | 2023-02-24 |
| 28119. | اشکان (ashkan_d13) | 58.79 | 95% | 2015-08-05 |
| 28120. | Akezhan (kh_akezhan) | 58.79 | 93% | 2013-03-26 |
| 28121. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 58.79 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 28122. | Ahsan (ahsanjutt) | 58.79 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 28123. | Joel (littleloco22) | 58.78 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 28124. | Ayham (ayhamgh) | 58.78 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 28125. | matti (matti_123456) | 58.78 | 94% | 2011-10-10 |
| 28126. | Jay (jaybatavia) | 58.78 | 94% | 2015-03-04 |
| 28127. | ZMM (ariobarzan) | 58.78 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 28128. | Erin (playfulparenting) | 58.77 | 94% | 2015-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |