The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11880. | mylene (meilyn) | 43.27 | 96% | 2012-01-01 |
| 11881. | John (john_wickk) | 43.27 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11882. | Dario (dariovondrasek) | 43.27 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11883. | FREE HK (bengamers) | 43.27 | 92% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11884. | Tec (tection) | 43.27 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
| 11885. | Doctor (drunkestein_01) | 43.26 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 11886. | Elizabeth (ely30) | 43.26 | 97.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 11887. | shmuck (devrajwashereyt) | 43.26 | 93% | 2020-02-10 |
| 11888. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 43.26 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 11889. | Ajoy (ajoy1661) | 43.25 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 11890. | Dragonboy (dragonboy1988) | 43.25 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 11891. | Za Warudo (the_almighty_god) | 43.25 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 11892. | Gabriel (gatauahmalesbiasalah) | 43.24 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11893. | Arasu (arasu93) | 43.24 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 11894. | shiv (shiv10raj) | 43.24 | 94% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11895. | James (deutschland) | 43.24 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 11896. | Free Palestine (ahmedrashed... | 43.23 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 11897. | Tadpole (tadpole223) | 43.23 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 11898. | PINEAPPLE (trastanechora) | 43.22 | 96% | 2014-04-21 |
| 11899. | Louis (louism14) | 43.22 | 94% | 2019-04-02 |
| 11900. | Tomas (tomyengine) | 43.22 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11901. | Lewis (manorvic) | 43.21 | 89% | 2016-01-21 |
| 11902. | andrew (andrew1118) | 43.21 | 83% | 2017-01-09 |
| 11903. | MimaJoyce (mimacoy) | 43.20 | 93% | 2013-09-09 |
| 11904. | Raihan (raihanmallik71) | 43.20 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11905. | Bel (belatrx) | 43.20 | 94% | 2019-03-11 |
| 11906. | Sunny (miikassaa_ackerman) | 43.20 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11907. | JHCM (j_speed) | 43.20 | 92% | 2016-06-10 |
| 11908. | Connie (connie) | 43.20 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 11909. | mugike (mugike) | 43.20 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |